The Weary Weatherman (Limerick)
Said a weatherman, weary and old,“I’m bored with my job, truth be told.I’d prefer to reportOn the news or some sport;About weather I blow hot and cold.”
View ArticleAn Unnecessary Holiday? (Limerick)
For some inexplicable reason, today, October 16, is Boss’s Day.(For the record, this isn’t personal. I’m retired, although I do vividly recall having a paranoid boss during my corporate lawyering...
View ArticleThe Disgruntled Worker (Limerick)
Said a worker, “My life’s out of whack:I mow lawns on a large cul-de-sac.How I hate dead-end jobs!My employers are snobs.They own mansions; I live in a shack!”
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: CATCH or CATCHES at the end of any one line...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleThe Grumbly Staffer (Limerick)
“Work’s a slog,” grumbled Bob on his blog.“I’m bogged down in my backlog; a cogOn a wheel that won’t stop.I must go till I drop,Though there’s time for a… Who stole my grog?!?”
View ArticleAnother Useless “Holiday” (Limerick)
For some inexplicable reason, today, January 27th, is “Punch The Clock Day.” “Punch The Clock Day’s” (I’ll wager) a crock.Why celebrate methods to dockSomeone’s pay? It’s absurd!Moreover, I’m...
View ArticleThe Arrogant Banker (Limerick)
An arrogant banker named FrankWould always enjoy pulling rank.And when things went awry,He would shamelessly lie,Blaming others — on THAT you could bank.
View ArticleThe Bad Employee (2-Verse Limerick)
When a fellow awakened, still stonedFrom the evening before, he bemoanedHis divorce from his wife,The unfairness of life,And a workplace where drugs aren’t condoned. Sure enough, when he fin’ly...
View ArticleThe Reluctant Spy (Limerick)
When a fellow was told he must spyOn his boss, he said “Never! Not I!He’s terrific to work for,A treasure to clerk for,The best boss that money can buy!”
View ArticleWicked Old Woman (Limerick)
An old woman, both wealthy and mean,Had a home that was fit for a queen.She’d knock staffers as thievesAnd throw rocks at poor Jeeves…Who took vengeance by “venting” her spleen.
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